azWebTV

Quotable Quotes

Proverbs for the Millennium

  1. Home is where you hang your @
  2. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail
  3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click
  4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks
  5. Great groups from little icons grow
  6. Speak softly and carry a cell phone
  7. C:\ is the root of all directories
  8. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice
  9. Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish
  10. The modem is the message
  11. Too many clicks spoil the browse
  12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
  13. There's no place like home(page)
  14. Don't byte off more than you can view
  15. Fax is stranger than fiction
  16. What boots up must come down
  17. Windows will never cease
  18. Virtual reality is its own reward
  19. Modulation in all things
  20. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks

Even Greater Truths


Things to Ponder


13 Signs ... that you've had too much of the 1990's

  1. You tried to enter your password on the microwave
  2. You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted"
  3. You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years
  4. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3
  5. You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he e-mails you back "What's for dinner?"
  6. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site
  7. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year
  8. You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your e-mail buddies via a web page
  9. Your daughter just bought a CD of all the records your college roommate used to play
  10. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea
  11. You check your blow dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant
  12. Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail Inbox, asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver
  13. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home

Cowboy Words of Wisdom


Trivia...Did you know....

  1. Coca-Cola was originally green
  2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury
  3. Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters
  4. Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better
  5. Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served first class: $40,000
  6. Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%; Percentage of NorthAmerica that is wilderness: 38%
  7. Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33
  8. Average number of days a West German goes without washing his underwear: 7
  9. Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80%
  10. Percentage of American women who say they'd marry the same man: 50%
  11. Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
  12. Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000
  13. Percentage of Americans who have visited Disneyland/Disneyworld: 70%
  14. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair
  15. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910
  16. The youngest pope was 11 years old
  17. Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation
  18. First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer
  19. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why
  20. In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to mobile services (two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not re-number the other channel assignments. That is why your TV set has channels 2 and up, but no channel 1
  21. The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments
  22. Hang On Snoopy is the official rock song of Ohio
  23. Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?
  24. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases
  25. The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song)
  26. When opossums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror
  27. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building
  28. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar
  29. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes
  30. Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them would burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired"
  31. Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later
  32. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
  33. The term "the whole 9 yards" came from W.W.II fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo target, it got "the whole 9 yards"
  34. Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt
  35. The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies
  36. David Prowse was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know that he was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie
  37. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere
  38. The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.
  39. The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites
  40. The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns
  41. Cat's urine glows under a blacklight
  42. The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado
  43. Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously
  44. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar
  45. No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl
  46. The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver"
  47. The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League all-stars Game
  48. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older
  49. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan"